Over 102967

Owned Demotivational Poster

EPIC FAILURE - I hope you lost a bet. And even then, YOU DON'T BET INK!

TAGS: owned fail ink tattoo tatoo my little pony wolverine
Rating: 3.4/5

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bill - October 19, 2009, 4:09 pm
lol, tatoo removal is advirtised at the side of my comp
RushReference - June 9, 2009, 2:45 pm
The best part about ink is that you get to live with your genius moments for the rest of your life...

FRIENDS - It's good to have friends. It's better to have some freakier and uglier than you.

TAGS: emo freak ugly fail owned jerk tool
Rating: 2.82/5

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BriaHere - August 18, 2009, 11:41 am
These comments are priceless.
surprisebuttsecks - August 18, 2009, 3:44 am
The one on the right is rotting. Look at her(or whatever) eye.
Jmac0585 - May 8, 2009, 4:14 pm
I am going to go with the androgynous one on the right. At least I can tell the one on the left is female. I am not sure the one on the left is human.
Fatty - April 30, 2009, 11:33 am
Which one is the freakier and uglier one?

SOLUTIONS - There is always one that will work in the end.

FREE TIME - Too much, you have... A real job, you must find...

TAGS: yoda star wars board jedi loser fail owned
Rating: 3.74/5

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Jmac0585 - May 28, 2009, 5:57 pm
Thank you.
Haarakkon - May 28, 2009, 5:27 pm

TIGHT LEATHER JACKETS - They are aweso- Hey, wait a minute...

TAGS: tan fail owned leather skin beach sun
Rating: 2.9/5

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faulty switch - August 9, 2009, 12:30 am
gross gross gross oh thats GROSS!

BITING THE HAND... - Pretty freakin' literally.

OF COURSE - You could always call 911 FIRST...

J... E... T... S... - Just End The Stupidity!

CANCER - Shmancer...

CARICATURES - Kind of redundant when you're chubby, or you look like Chris Farley.

THE NEED FOR SPEED - "Five minutes 'till they stop serving McMuffins... I can still make it."

TAGS: fat fail owned motorcyle mcdonald
Rating: 3.29/5

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MO - July 2, 2009, 5:54 pm
can't type.....too frickin funny! 5 muffins!
Lex - July 2, 2009, 3:48 pm
40 or 50 cows died to get that much leather over his fat a**.
agdaniele - June 29, 2009, 9:32 pm

OWNED - Check and Mate

TAGS: mac pc owned games
Rating: 4.6/5

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Untamedfifty - August 16, 2010, 10:07 am
5 hardcore pc's
nettimato - May 10, 2010, 4:19 pm
pc pwnt mac hahaha
Fooly4 - March 19, 2010, 5:59 pm
Consider this is 5 wins. I loled at this HARRD!
know_it_all - March 15, 2010, 3:49 pm
win, 5/5
Mr. Shiny - March 15, 2010, 2:46 am
Ha ha I like it.

BLACK CAN BE SLIMMING... - But it can't work friggin' miracles.

TAGS: fat chick fail ugly owned black cow whale
Rating: 3/5

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Sir - May 1, 2009, 4:44 pm
aye climbin' be good, but i prefer to hunt said she-beasts
Agamemnon218 - April 29, 2009, 11:15 pm
I want to climb them.

ANONYMOUS - Dude really said some profound stuff.

TAGS: quotes motivation powerful fail owned
Rating: 2.71/5

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Derek - October 3, 2009, 3:59 am
Very kind of you to say so :})

BATMAN - Is fictional, Goldie.

TAGS: fish fail owned sushi cat
Rating: 3.59/5

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Webwicked - May 3, 2013, 10:53 am
CANADA - April 2, 2010, 6:49 pm
I love this one

SINGLE MOMS IN AFRICA - They dream of your 70 hour work-weeks, sharing a two bedroom apartment with your six kids, and walking to work in the snow... Western Pansies...

TAGS: gun fail worked owned ak 47 ak 47
Rating: 3.54/5

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GaryO - January 27, 2014, 6:52 pm
There’s crude, there’s tasteless, there’s ridiculous, then there’s inflammatory. Most folks tend to laugh at the crude, ridiculous, tasteless stuff. Inflammatory comments are not funny. They’re just someone’s obtuse opinion. PCV, don’t be that someone.
PCV - January 27, 2014, 3:08 pm
Sooooooooooooooooo it's okay to insult western culture but it's not okay to tell the truth about Africa?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 27, 2014, 3:03 pm
Uncalled for.
PCV - January 27, 2014, 2:55 pm
After 10,000 years their greatest invention is the stick. Stupid Africans.

HOROSCOPES - The best available are no more accurate than this.

TAGS: fail owned dopes
Rating: 3/5

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agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 12:04 am
With the holiday stuff in the stores right after halloween, it's amazing we're all not xmas'd out by December 1st.
CANADA - December 26, 2009, 12:01 am
I always love the holidays!
agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 12:01 am
Merry Christmas, Grey... thanks for the comment on the xmas poster.
agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 12:00 am
Merry Christmas, Canada!!! Hope yours was a good one.
CANADA - December 25, 2009, 11:59 pm
Merry Christmas AGGY!
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 11:58 pm
Oooops.... sorry, tree... let me help: Retraction (noun) - the withdrawl of a promise, statement, opinion, etc.
CANADA - December 25, 2009, 11:57 pm
HAHA! see its not my fault im an a**hole! its when i was born.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 11:54 pm
Tree... now would be the time for a retraction.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 11:53 pm
About Leo.... not your ex. I wouldn't know.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 11:52 pm
Agreed, Porc
GreyScorpion - December 25, 2009, 11:51 pm
did I detect a person of color reference, treebon**?
Porcelina - December 25, 2009, 11:50 pm
Leo isn't too correct. It has a couple points that are on. It describes my ex to a tee, however.
Treehodger - December 25, 2009, 11:45 pm
I am Taurus (May 9th) and that pretty much sums me up as a hole. Thank God for the crazy blackies that sit around Africa and make this mumbo-jumbo up. God bless wherever.
HerculesIsKnownForHisInhumanStrenghtYetHeDiedFromAids - September 4, 2009, 7:14 pm
this is so accurate ive based me and my friends and its kinda creepy.. O_o

OWNED - Life sucks and then you die.

TAGS: bird poop owned
Rating: 2.17/5

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Kel - August 27, 2008, 11:55 am
Pigeons cant **** when they are in the air.. :)

CAMOUFLAGE - Now your only concern will be cannibalistic bears... or the ones in heat.

FAIL!!!!!! -

KITTENS - They called me and said they had found kittens. Ahhh... my girls, so innocent. Unfortunately, they are also so ignorant. But not for much longer.

TAGS: skunks kids children ignorance fail owned
Rating: 4.06/5

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Zealot - May 6, 2010, 2:57 pm

THIS... IS... - Ridiculous! I paid almost $500 per seat, $100 for beer and pizza, $20 to park my car, and I have to sit next to a lunatic, wearing a Spartan costume in Dallas?! You Suck Jerry!

TAGS: dallas cowboys 300 sparta fail owned loser
Rating: 3.76/5

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skarjj - October 2, 2013, 9:18 pm
that helmet is spartan/greek but the armor is roman.
skarjj - October 2, 2013, 9:18 pm
that helmet is spartan/greek but the armor is roman.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2010, 3:21 am
So?....You guys dated?
Losifer - August 27, 2010, 3:18 am
Ooooooh snap! I either know that guy or know who he got that armor from!
Dr. Festerpus - November 25, 2009, 9:17 pm
I want one..
MO - October 3, 2009, 1:04 pm
Nice Aggy! I lol'd a little bit...just a little though.
agdaniele - October 2, 2009, 7:05 pm
It's good to have protection... Romo's passes rarely hit the intended target.

GOD DAMMIT - After all the God damn shitty posts, you're goddamn lucky you can log on to this site, God dammit!

TAGS: not another teen movie coach goddammit knee drop owned
Rating: 2.47/5

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Treehodger - March 18, 2010, 4:51 am
Don't get pissed at me fo- oh wait, that one was not for me. Carry on.

MCDONALDS COUPONS - That moment when you realize just how poor you really are.

TAGS: owned coupons mcdonalds funny win
Rating: 4.81/5

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rerun - November 27, 2011, 7:16 pm

nice, 5L

HEY OVER THERE! - Would you like to see my incredible virginity?! I still have it, and it ain't goin' anywhere, anytime soon...

TAGS: philladelphia philadelphia eagles birdman loser dork owned fail
Rating: 3.18/5

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ISeeRedPeople - July 18, 2011, 3:37 pm
All Eagles fans are virgins.

GOD FORBID... - You make that kid walk, lady.

TAGS: fat fatty fatso fail owned really
Rating: 3.75/5

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Nagori - August 11, 2010, 7:45 am
Do not dis Buddha in child form!!!!!!
yeodawg@hotmail.com - December 24, 2009, 11:22 am
That would be child abuse

EPIC PWNAGE - in 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1..

THOMAS JEFFERSON - The first US President to tell Muslim Pirates to go suck a lemon, by ending millions in "tribute" being paid to them, and sending war ships to punish their treachery.

TAGS: barak obama socialist socialism democrat republican politics muslim pirates president fail owned
Rating: 3.27/5

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Daniel Rivers - January 18, 2011, 11:25 pm
@Derek-Yeah it was the Barbary Wars. "To the Shores of Tripoli" From the Marines Hymn is talking about this part in US History. Tripoli is in modern Lybia and US ships were being forced to pay "protection" money like the Mob does. Thommy don't play dat
Derek - August 27, 2009, 8:14 pm
Muslim pirates eh?

SCREWED - You have your food stuck around your neck, you have no hands, you are known for your stupidity, and your comrades will rip you apart once they see you.

UMBRELLAS - They only keep you dry when it's the rain that's falling.

TAGS: fail owned rain bike crash painful ouch
Rating: 3.35/5

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Derek - December 28, 2009, 4:22 pm
Poor fellah. One can only hope the water helped break the fall.

FAT CHICKS - Yet again, their bitterness overtakes them, and they gotta ruin it for everyone.

DRINKING TO FORGET - "She's gone bud... And ya ain't gonna find another one in a dive like this, or at the bottom of a bottle."

TAGS: cat sad fail owned bartender
Rating: 3.14/5

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Bob Chin - May 15, 2009, 10:38 am
...But this here is a hard likker town, so stick out that little pink thing of yours and get to work on the fur, Beeotch!
Sean - May 14, 2009, 5:46 pm
Wow, kittens are so wise. Love it. *sniff*

OWNED !!! -

TAGS: owned loser computer
Rating: 3.53/5

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Dreamscape - January 29, 2011, 9:14 pm
Ive seen this one all over the internet. [yawns] it was funny the first couple times. Sucks to be her though.

JESUS - Just got owned by the forbidden fruit.

BITTERLY-DIVORCED MEN - Their insight and acumen is sorely missed in the contemporary advertising world.

TAGS: vw volksagen beetle women drivers bad fail owned
Rating: 4.6/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:28 pm
heh. "Blow it in her face and she'll follow you forever" or, you know, until you can't run anymore and she gives you a high-heel to the scrotum.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 13, 2014, 12:29 am
I actually can't watch Madmen. My wife began to watch it.... I almost made it to half of season 1.
spacedog - June 12, 2010, 9:43 pm
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 2:42 am
Wonderful. 5

LOGIC DUDE - Doesn't care for your poster.

TAGS: fail owned computer monitor window
Rating: 3.53/5

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jig - February 4, 2012, 7:02 pm
Well, this motifake was literally rejected.
Ed-Hyde - August 7, 2009, 10:16 am
Yea, take that! Oh, maybe next time I'll throw someone ELSE's monitor out the window.
agdaniele - August 6, 2009, 8:07 pm
Excellent. 5LD's
LogicDude - August 6, 2009, 5:08 pm
LogicDude likes...5L!

EFFORT - Leave it to the uppity, over-achievers.

SOMETIMES YOUR THE SEAL... - Well... let's face it, you're always the seal.

RANDY MONROE - Owning the phone company.

TAGS: check bill fail owned math epsilon bills verizon phone
Rating: 2.9/5

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phydeaux - December 15, 2009, 7:49 pm
How did you manage to get his name wrong....when it's right there on the check?!?!

AMELIORATION - It couldn't have made it worse...

PHYSICS - There are exceptions to some of those "laws."

TAGS: fat fatty fatso unbelievable splits fail owned why
Rating: 3.21/5

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BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 4:56 pm
Ooooops another 5...I just can't stop myself

COLLAGE? - Doesn't look like she does alot of studying anyway, does it?

TAGS: colledge college collage blond blonde babe heart fake fail owned
Rating: 2.81/5

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C-Kid - June 10, 2009, 3:48 pm
Who care with a personality that perky... i mean positive.
Jmac0585 - April 30, 2009, 10:14 am
Yes, I get the shirt probably says collagen.

MAKE-UP - Necessity is the mother of invention.

SWORDSMASTER GRANNY - Is gonna own everyone.

TAGS: swordsman swordmaster granney old women pwn owned cool powerful gransmother sword china
Rating: 2.29/5

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coldinjected - January 3, 2011, 1:30 pm
Depends how she uses the sword. Fear factor... 1L. Beating back the 32 cats, 6,265 roaches, and tax collectors around the apartment... 4L. I like to think shes a defender of Castle Grey Skull. "She has the Power". 5L.
karlingall - April 18, 2010, 6:38 pm
i found this on the interweb a while back and thought it weak subject matter so 1l sorry

PLASTIC SURGEONS - The Emperor should have got one that had a diploma from somewhere other than a trade school in Memphis.

TAGS: vader elvis awesom fail owned
Rating: 4.2/5

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rnbw00 - June 13, 2011, 5:21 pm
And less than three months later, Elvis Had left the building...and the world.

HEY BABY, - Waiting for the bu.....

TAGS: fail owned bus bench stop
Rating: 2.86/5

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ThePirate - May 9, 2009, 12:22 am

OWNED - and theres not a damn thing you can do about it

TAGS: owned
Rating: 2.52/5

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TEN YEARS FROM NOW... - ...when Tina is prosecuted for trying to rob a Circle K, she will get a lighter sentence, because she has no "priors." Well played, Tina. Well played...

AMERICAN TRUCK DRIVERS - They don't know, or care how many feet are in a meter.

TAGS: fail owned truck driver crash low bridge
Rating: 1.76/5

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440wakeup - March 21, 2011, 9:34 am
The blazer i cant explain why someoene would ship that too germany, but thats the only thing thats american.
Hakiu - May 20, 2009, 2:25 pm
Tunnel Bait, which are just as bad as tunnels.
Little Johnny - May 19, 2009, 8:22 pm
Fail... this picture is from Germany and it is not an American at the wheel.

PIGEOWNED - "You see your actions have consequences!!"

POLICE SKETCH ARTISTS - There's a reason that they are doing what they are doing, and not hosting their own water colors and oils show at the Met.

CONSTIPATION - Taking ONE picture while suffering from it is bad enough, but four?

TAGS: smile fail owned
Rating: 3.46/5

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ladyomegasupreme - August 1, 2010, 5:49 pm
how can a person take 4 f***ed up pix like that?? 1 or 2 i can deal with but c'mon!!!
Shyanne - December 1, 2009, 3:27 pm
haha awesome
Jmac0585 - October 16, 2009, 5:32 pm
I am a lit-match to your halogen, 1B candle-power searchlight, Sean.
Sean - October 16, 2009, 5:21 pm
Jmac0585 this one kills me every time I see it. Sure the pic is kinda funny, but most of the funny is what you do with it. "But four?" Perfect.
Shamrock - October 1, 2009, 2:26 pm
What exactly is wrong with it?

YEAH... - You wish, buddy.

SPEED BUMPS - They suck the most on race tracks.

SOO... - How's your day goin'?

TAGS: old man owned
Rating: 2.13/5

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TADA! - Mind if I dance on your grave?


TAGS: as a kid i nearly drowned in a goldfish bowl but i saved the cat so i guess that makes me a hero of sorts
Rating: 4.67/5

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thatonechick - July 17, 2010, 10:05 am
Poetry? One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish...
Fatt Matt - April 21, 2010, 5:26 pm
Poetry as always Sean. +5
Faceplant31 - April 20, 2010, 10:25 pm
Amsome! 5L

ENEMIES - Times were so much better when they were this obvious.

FAILURE - An act or instance of failing or proving unsuccessful.

TAGS: fail owned dog squirrel
Rating: 3.2/5

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FatherTyme - June 24, 2011, 7:37 pm
You don't mess with squirrels, period!! They WILL mess you up.
avitron - July 24, 2009, 2:40 am
doggie learned the hard way, dont piss off the momma!
Jmac0585 - June 19, 2009, 3:22 pm
I'd make him spend some of his money. I know, I know, cruel and unusual... There's another $5k... And another.
Sean - June 19, 2009, 2:45 pm
Ah the ellipsis ... three little periods of blissful pause. But what would you do with a used Warren Buffet? I know I know ... "could" does not imply "would" ... any more than "wood" implies ... "she'll let you".
Jmac0585 - June 19, 2009, 2:26 pm
I'll let you in on a little secret... Sean... I get paid... by the... ellipsis... I could buy... Warren... Buffet...
Sean - June 19, 2009, 1:53 pm
Hey that sounds like a sh**!?@ But it also sounds pretty funny Jmac, so I'll just thank you for not doing it in verse. (You're gonna start ... versifying now ... aren't ... aren't you? d***.)
Jmac0585 - June 19, 2009, 12:40 pm
If that's your dog... You're probably a cat person.
FTACHASER357 - June 19, 2009, 12:38 pm
The poster was not bad, but the ph**os were flat AMAZING!

POLICE PURSUITS - This is how they ought to be handled.

TAGS: monster truck cops fail owned
Rating: 3/5

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shave me neel - July 6, 2009, 7:31 pm
i wanna get f***ed in the arse
shave me neel - July 6, 2009, 7:30 pm
im g**
ya mother - July 6, 2009, 7:30 pm
f*** yeah

ENABLERS - Not only did the schmoe in the pic think his pose looked so hard it demanded preservation for posterity, but someone else agreed enough to take the pic. They need to be held accountable, too.

TAGS: emo loser fail owned
Rating: 2.77/5

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DrEvo82 - November 6, 2009, 5:54 pm
"Fayyyyyygo, everybody sing, Send your momma straight up to the sto, tell that b**** to bring home a faygo."

Pwned -

TAGS: owned
Rating: 3.01/5

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Woody - July 3, 2009, 7:18 pm
Failed, really failed.
Jesse - June 6, 2008, 3:37 pm
Especially when that sergeant is really bad at ph**oshop.

WILE E. COYOTE - Thinks this will end badly.

MISS FAT AND BEAUTIFUL PAGEANT - Someone forgot to tell the owners that fat and beautiful are mutually exclusive.

TAGS: fat fatty fatso fail owned really
Rating: 2.06/5

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Jmac0585 - December 2, 2010, 9:28 am
LunarG- You are wrong. If it mattered to them enought, they would have already done the exercise and diet. They like being obese, therefore, they are quitters. Quitters are never acceptable. Except for smoking. And Ignorance. And stupidity.
5150monkeylove - December 1, 2010, 9:30 pm
Ah, who cares? so long as her hair is nice in back, It's all good.
LunarG - December 1, 2010, 2:23 pm
This motifake got pwned before it even happened. Both these women are, despite being overweight, quite attractive. Beautiful faces, which after all, is the one thing that can't be changed with a healthy diet and plenty of exercise.


GREED - 'Tis the downfall of everything inflicted by it.

TAGS: fish fail owned
Rating: 4.31/5

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Jmac0585 - September 23, 2010, 10:14 am
That is kind of how it was caught.
CANADA - September 23, 2010, 12:17 am
HA! use the little one for bait


YOUR CONSTANT COMPLAINING - This kid doesn't hear it (or understand it).

TAGS: kid legs lazy fail owned
Rating: 3.87/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 9, 2010, 12:15 am
Great one!
agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 10:26 pm
Strong. 5L

ENSURING YOUR SAFETY - Our number one concern is that YOU do YOUR job, Mom.

TAGS: mom parent dad safety fail owned
Rating: 3.71/5

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Fatt Matt - December 22, 2009, 11:35 am
I like it!

INSURANCE DEFRAUDERS - This is how they see the world.

TAGS: fail owned rear end car crash rainbow pot of gold
Rating: 3.14/5

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doofenshmirtz - August 8, 2009, 12:01 pm
Hell Yeah, worthless a**holes, you got it right man.
Haarakkon - July 1, 2009, 7:25 pm
Yeah, 'cause if it were the insurance companies there'd be a double rainbow.
... - July 1, 2009, 6:03 pm
how...the...hell did that happen.

ENTITLEMENT - Yeah, you could call a cop, but he can probably afford the ticket, too. So get back in your Hyundai and go home.

TAGS: rich wealthy jerk fail owned punk
Rating: 3/5

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RandomApe - September 2, 2009, 10:49 am
Considering the puke-green Lambo double-parked on the right, it could just be a little car show in a parking lot
Derek - August 27, 2009, 7:45 pm
Keep on issuing tickets. For people like this guy, it's one of the best forms of taxation.
Dork - August 10, 2009, 7:36 pm
That picture is packed full of fail. Everybody knows the only entitled people are those who don't pay taxes. You know, like politicians in the Democrat party, illegal aliens, and welfare cases.

RUBBING IT IN - It's never a good idea, even when you are the PO-PO.

TAGS: lambo crash fail owned police cops
Rating: 2.9/5

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schreiber2011 - August 29, 2011, 5:42 am
they bought more than one, makes no sense buy only one fast car for police
jjleung - January 27, 2011, 8:51 pm
the number plates are different... me thinks it might not be the same car...
Ficher - December 23, 2009, 12:10 pm
i think he let the woman drive the car :/

FALSE ADVERTISING - A sticker will never be more effective than waving a Glock.

HAREMS - Like their beliefs, or not... The Arabs' are much, much better.

TAGS: fail owned harams africa muslim islam terrorist
Rating: 2.67/5

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FishPreacher - November 8, 2009, 5:04 pm

FAT "GANGSTAS" - Don't usually make past their first drive-by.

TAGS: chubby fail owned gang
Rating: 2.62/5

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BriaHere - June 19, 2009, 8:30 pm
They gives us laughs, like the fat emos.
agdaniele - June 19, 2009, 8:17 pm
Word, MO!
MO - June 19, 2009, 8:14 pm
Ha! My foist lol of the day! Agdaniele, your comment was straight up funny yo!
agdaniele - June 19, 2009, 7:54 pm
They don't make it past the first Drive-Thru!!!!
Lex - June 19, 2009, 1:47 pm
The red party cup will help them. Nice work.


LIFEALERT CALL CENTER EMPLOYEES - Rest assured that when you "have chest pain," or you "have fallen and can't get up," the highly-trained staff on the other end is wearing a tie. That means he's professional.

TAGS: help i ve fallen and i can t get uo fail owned life alert old bat
Rating: 2.43/5

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Jmac0585 - October 20, 2009, 11:15 am
Maybe I should have added the bitter lady from the newer commercial.

WHAT MORE - can you say? Everything is owned when religion gets slapped in the face.

TAGS: religion theory theories theorys bible proving prove it owned ownd own3d slapped jesus
Rating: 2.25/5

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xxx - January 13, 2009, 1:32 am
well-thats pretty good, as long as they wont be going like "abortion" is bad, lets kill everyone who allows it!
Zed - October 20, 2008, 8:19 am
That's fine, IF the only bible you read is the New Testament by itself. The OLD Testament repeatedly urges folks to kill over the most trivial of justifications, glorified genocide and slavery, and claimed that ra** was just dandy!
Tony-USAF - September 25, 2008, 10:59 am
Before I get owned by the spelling Nazi...*Murderer
Tony-USAF - September 25, 2008, 10:57 am
-lost, and made the world just a little bit better, no?
Tony-USAF - September 25, 2008, 10:56 am
Thats where faith comes in. If religion can divert a muderer/rapist from his ways, saving innocent lives, don't you think its worth it to let him/her believe what they want? If the Bible is wrong, let it be wrong. It still has proven to be hope for the lo

OWNED - Some just try to brush over it when they are outclassed.

DO THEY HAVE - the Mamma Mia soundtrack?

TAGS: fail owned teorrorst obama democrat republican
Rating: 3.42/5

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Jmac0585 - March 13, 2012, 1:31 pm
My weapons-grade awesomeness is needed elsewhere on the internets!
Airman - March 13, 2012, 1:20 pm
no you don't.. don't be such a stranger!
Coombsy007 - March 13, 2012, 1:14 pm
I didn't ask any questions. The fact there was a reply to my statement so quickly is kudos to Jmac, I wasn't expecting any at all.
Jmac0585 - March 13, 2012, 1:07 pm
Why shouldn't he? Thank you, Coombsy007. "I've been out walking, I don't do to much talking, these days..."
Airman - March 13, 2012, 12:42 pm
you are asking a question of someone who made this 3 years ago.. do you expect an answer?
Coombsy007 - March 13, 2012, 9:11 am
Jmac if this were FB i'd be liking your reply, as it is I gave the two motifakes mentioned 5L's :-)
Jmac0585 - December 21, 2009, 9:07 am
Wolverine, I a**ume you are new, Please see: Poster 66651 and 71206.
Spangle - December 21, 2009, 12:23 am
Plus you spelt Dragunov wrong.
TheTrashHeap - November 21, 2009, 2:42 pm
You must be new wolverin99? Everybody and their beliefs are open to motislams!
wolverin99 - November 21, 2009, 2:39 pm
btw the dragonove sniper rocks ! :P
wolverin99 - November 21, 2009, 2:39 pm
this is probably hamas fighters in gaza and please its not fun to make jokes about people fighting for their land and their people if u dont know any sh*t about it dont go making posters ( i put this in language u can understand)
KDP3 - September 23, 2009, 4:49 pm
I didn't know the Taliban was in Iraq.
reason - September 23, 2009, 4:44 pm
nice gun for a cop. Dragunov SVD. beautiful semi auto sniper rifle very reliable
LOLOLOL - September 6, 2009, 1:41 pm
The people in the picture look more like the Iraqi police than terrorists... they wear ski masks to protect their identities so the Taliban don't hold anyone in their family hostage.

NEWSPAPERS - There's a reason they are all going out of business.

DREAMS - When you realize can't reach or achieve your own, ruin someone else's.

TAGS: fail owned balloon dart
Rating: 3/5

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Jmac0585 - May 3, 2011, 9:36 am
How bout we make a few posters, and realize how easy it is to make a mistake before we criticize someone else.
red03golf - May 2, 2011, 8:22 pm
SENTENCE STRUCTURE - when you realize can't use hang yourself EMO.
nik - July 6, 2009, 10:14 pm
Please...don't burst my bubble.
Jmac0585 - July 6, 2009, 10:12 pm
One of many...
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 9:48 pm
Sounds like conservative recruitment!

SUPERFLUOUS - Ladies... unfortunately, most of you are in no danger of being kissed by anyone, anyway.

TAGS: temperance fail owned unnecessary ugly women
Rating: 2.94/5

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red03golf - May 2, 2011, 8:11 pm
E V E R ! !
Me_ - December 16, 2009, 2:21 pm
Why do you think they are so pissed? Even drunk guys will not touch them.
Acey - July 20, 2009, 4:39 am
Most? Hell, try all!

LASER HAIR REMOVAL - Will NOT make your body look like this, unless it already looks like this with some hair.

EBAY - Just like con-men, punishing the stupid.

TOKENS OF YOUR AFFECTION - $12.99 Flowers, $5.99 candy, and a ten-line, hand-written poem... You really have taken the demonstration of true love to the limit, Don Juan...

FAKING ALIEN PHOTOS - Because faking UFO photos is for the nerds.

ANTIQUES - Today's junk is tomorrows junk that some idiot will be willing to overpay for.

RUGS - Some couldn't be more obvious if Aladdin was flying around on it.

QUIET, QUIET... - My lineman can't hear the snap count...

TAGS: pope football nfl quarterback fail owned
Rating: 2.29/5

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agdaniele - June 5, 2009, 8:32 pm
I can't BELIEVE the Cardinals traded him.

OWNED!! - No matter where you're from, fatties and pain will always be in the same place

Owned -

TAGS: masks feelings fears hiding owned
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 18, 2013, 3:25 pm
Trade in? I've seen ads on TV where you might have a lawsuit against the docs that used the metal hip for replacement!
GaryO - October 18, 2013, 3:14 pm
Well crap, Missy, whatever I’m hidin’ is sure to request a trade in.

intelligence noted -

D'OH! - A silly word made so easily understandable in one move

MORE UNWRITTEN RULES - As an addendum to poster #66651.

TAGS: fail owned rules timmy jerk anonymous loser guidelines
Rating: 3.86/5

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spacedog - October 29, 2010, 11:47 pm
The sequel is good too.
MO - April 21, 2010, 3:20 pm
Part deux.
omnia - November 15, 2009, 5:53 am
TheTrashHeap - November 14, 2009, 9:58 am
rules are made to be broken.....by greybeards and mods. Also you spelled greybeard wrong!
omnia - November 14, 2009, 9:27 am
to bad most people don't follow these rules. even the greyboeards and mods ignore rule 2. (i can be a bit of a rule nazi somethimes)
MO - November 1, 2009, 8:17 pm
Read these as well plant. So next time someone criticizes one of your crappy posters don't go bombing their entire collection 10 minutes later. It's pretty obvious.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 3:05 pm
lol I've broken the tags rule several times. It just never occurs to me when posting. This is so informative, and life changing. 5/5
BoneCD - September 18, 2009, 6:58 pm
words to live by...thanks again for the addendum to the original great poster Jmac
RON - September 18, 2009, 6:49 pm
thanks Mr. Jmac0585.
CANADA - September 18, 2009, 6:38 pm
post this one on the home page along with the other


TAGS: owned pwned hanging game
Rating: 3.71/5

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5150monkeylove - January 2, 2011, 12:08 am
It took me 20 minutes of doing other things before I got this. Awesome!!!
autumnspirit - January 2, 2011, 12:04 am
Not sure if I like it or not... hmmm gimmi a minute... lol Sick?... but...
autumnspirit - January 2, 2011, 12:00 am
Qvonn - January 1, 2011, 11:58 pm
This is not funny. You are sick, grow up.
GreyScorpion - July 29, 2010, 8:47 pm
this is sick!! Me likes, 5L

YOUR REJECTED MOTIFAKES - Which is worse you loser... being "unfunny," or "not funny enough?"

TAGS: loser fail owned suck dork jerk
Rating: 3.24/5

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rerun - December 19, 2009, 6:53 pm

I like t rejected reasin I saw yesterday - get a better user name
TheSarge - December 19, 2009, 5:40 pm
The "not funny enough" reason needs to apply to a lot more of these things.
timebomb - October 24, 2009, 6:47 pm
I can't even find mine that were rejected, unfunny, not funny enough or just down right ****ty.
Bob D. Sailor - September 22, 2009, 9:29 pm
That happened to one of my posters, so i changed the caption... Now.. It's sitting at a 1.33 rating.
spacedog - September 22, 2009, 8:07 pm
No wonder mine are rejected.
spacedog - September 22, 2009, 8:06 pm
Derek - September 22, 2009, 6:51 pm
The unfunny/not funny enoughs must be pretty bad. Salutations to the moderator(s)
rerun - September 22, 2009, 6:28 pm

thanks - sounds like a preview for the new site...www.motifakerejects.com I think Motifake mat be working on it.
BoneCD - September 22, 2009, 6:24 pm
Bottom of Approval Que under Reports
rerun - September 22, 2009, 6:22 pm

where can I find this?

ANONYMOUS COWARDS - Posting Anti-American posters or comments while not using a handle anymore recognizable than some random letters. Because anyone would care enough to track you down, even if you used your real name. Wuss...

TAGS: politics republicans democrats europe europeans fail owned pwned liberals conservatives
Rating: 3.11/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 11:48 am
Ed-Hyde FTW!!! 1L.
Jmac0585 - September 23, 2009, 5:30 pm
If you believe something enough to say it, your argument loses all credibility if you fail to own it. Say what you want, but either own it, or go away.
Reason - September 23, 2009, 5:05 pm
freedom of speach. an american virtue if i remember school right? so STFU.
Ed-Hyde - August 18, 2009, 11:26 am
Thus spaketh Jmac0585, champion of idiots around the world.
Anon - August 18, 2009, 11:04 am
b***hurt Amerifag is b***hurt. Everyone is posting anti(insert nation) in here. Your is not a special snowflake. Get over it.

C.H.P. - Can't Handle Policework